I'd like to have a talk with my mother here. The Big one - Mother Nature.
Listen, Mom, Spring's nice and all, but there's a reason we don't want it in February. This is Michigan; dirt roads should be frozen and covered with snow. I'm resigned to skipping the car wash every April and May, since I can't get back home without turning into a rolling wall of mud. But come on, how long do I have to have a brown truck? Yes, I did buy the model with a tan stripe along the bottom, but it's not supposed to be THAT big.