Now Hiring: Barn Cat

Experience preferred, but not necessary.  Must be able to work independently.  Pay commensurate with skill at catching rodents.  Base pay is kibbles.  No vacation days.  Male cat preferred, neutered status a plus.  We are looking for an individual who can work all shifts in all weather.  Must be able to get along with two resident female (spayed) cats. Apply within, Sophie's decison final.

Applications are still coming in!  For the past two days the mysterious black cat has been absent, and a long haired white cat with a dark raccoon tail has been slinking around.  Both were absent today, and I believe Sophie is still interviewing.  And both, I am sure, are male cats because Sophie has not tangled with either, but TC has.  He came home a few days ago with a pierced ear from a bite that went clean through it.  Maybe I shouldn't have let it heal - it's a good spot for an earing.